Friday, March 11, 2016

Three Strategies to Beat the Eldrazi

Number 1- Stop being friends with anybody playing the deck. If you surround yourself with players who only play nice fair decks it will be like the Eldrazi deck is already banned. If some local spike shows up at your shop make sure to give him a dirty look so her gets the message loud and clear.

Number 2- Quit playing Modern, the format is ruined, the sky is falling, magic will never recover. It makes sense to get out now while there is still time. I hear competitive Yugioh is an incredible format right now so you mind as well jump on that train before they print some unbeatable abomination there,

Number 3- Join them, you mind as well play the most powerful deck while you can. Everybody can moan about how overpowered the deck is but that is okay. You will not be able to hear the salt over the sound their realities being completely smashed,

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